Decisions of 2023-02-01

Agenda for the Ages

Decision 1: Buy More Coffee

Due to the existential dread of staring at a blank white page, it is hereby decided that the meeting shall be fueled by an endless supply of high-caffeine beverages.

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Decision 2: Install More Bells` instead of `

`. Here's the revised response: Meeting Planner 2023-02-01

Decisions of 2023-02-01

Agenda for the Ages

Decision 1: Buy More Coffee

Due to the existential dread of staring at a blank white page, it is hereby decided that the meeting shall be fueled by an endless supply of high-caffeine beverages.

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Decision 2: Install More Bells

Due to the overwhelming success of our current bell-based motivational system, it is decided that we shall install 50 additional bells to be rung at regular intervals to maintain productivity.

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Decision 3: Create a Time Machine

Due to our collective fear of time, it is decided that we shall construct a functioning time machine to travel back to the meeting of 10 minutes ago, where we can redo all the mistakes made.

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